Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Why am I so Frigid?

Namaste guys what's shaking?

Once again I'm taking to my blog and I'll be going on YouTube this week also to talk about this subject.

I've been called a lot of things over the years by people who are suppose to actually care about me .

I've been advised to change my attitude or I won't have many friends and I'll be on my own.

Well for someone who has a 4 year old daughter and a small circle of friends I'm doing ok.

But I've been told that there's a few things wrong with me.

"You're so frigid!" I've been told

Frigid? Let's see.

So me getting annoyed because my partner thinks it's ok to look at other women and tell me how great their tits and assess are and tells me he wants to shag them and if I tell him go a head but you can fuck off out of our house and never come back , he gets upset and tells me I'm frigid for getting it as a joke.

Yeah I'm frigid because the thought of him admitting that he wants to cheat on me annoys me so yeah I must be really frigid.

I'm frigid because I don't want to watch Porn like it was a block buster movie. I'm not physically turned on by a man who shoves his penis up a woman's ass. I don't know if you realise but they get paid to do all that shit on camera. No amount of money is worth me getting butt hole surgery and not being able to poop!

And then I'm overreacting when our 4 year old grabs your IPad because she wants to watch Ryan's Toy Review and there's a frozen shot of the last porno you watched.

My childhood is scarred with my parents watched shitty Italian films with porn and telling us not to look instead of sending us to the next room. We could still fucking hear.

I must be really frigid that it annoys me that you constantly talk about sex and I'd rather you didn't ..

Yeah really frigid.

I'm really frigid because I don't find any of the jokes from the idiotic stand up street comedians about relationships funny .

These idiots who have maybe a following of 200 people in YouTube and everyone else who goes to their street gigs because let's face it no proper venue wants them, are just as uneducated as they are.

And they bring their kids to listen to this shit.

I must be super frigid because I don't find Pepito and Jaimito jokes funny , on the contrary , they make me physically ill.

I have to be really frigid if I'm not laughing at a soon to be married couple from a remote village drinking out of cock and fanny mugs and then hear you suggest we get a couple for my parents.

Are you on drugs?

And finally stop suggesting that you're going to get cartoon porn so we can watch it. The thought of Goku having a threesome with Bulma and Vegeta doesn't turn me on. That one time you borrowed hentai from your co worker almost made me pull an Exorcist on you

If all these things make me Frigid well I'm happy to be frigid.

Maybe you should remember why I'm this way.

With that said Namaste and see you next time.

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